Translated by Ray Kremer
There once dwelt in the land of 89 and 92+ a traveler from the country of HP named Timité Hassan. One day Timité became mischevious and signed his name as "Evil Timité". The great sage Ray Kremer wondered aloud if this were indeed the real Timité or an imposter. A trickster spirit saw this and was inspired to take on the name "Evil Ray Kremer". Soon he grew tired of this jest, but two other trickster spirits enjoyed this new game and took for themselves the names "Evil Ray Kremer" and "Nasty Ray Kremer". These were the brothers ERK and NaRK.
Soon after, a powerful trickster spirit was seduced by the dark ways of the underground realm of the Trolls began a multitude of messages bearing the signature of some type of Ray Kremer, each time with a new adjective. The multitude of Ray Kremers became as a plauge on the land, and there was much confusion and even more annoyance. The great sage Ray Kremer became amused but annoyed, and he cast a spell of recognition over himself and became Ray Kremer v1.0.
Finally the plauge of Ray Kremers began to drive the people away from the land, and the trickster spirit repented his wicked ways and faded away into memory. The trickster brothers ERK and NaRK has by this time grown tired of the game also, and they too faded away into memory. After they had all gone, the great sage Ray Kremer v1.0 rejoiced and cast the counter-spell and became plain Ray Kremer once more.
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